Is Kris Humphries Gay?!?

Based on a new tabloid report, perhaps Kim Kardashian should be the one claiming she was defrauded her her marriage to Kris Humphries.
Why? Because the basketball player is gay, people! Star Magazine makes that clear in its latest issue by quoting an anonymous source who shares this story from the couple's honeymoon:

“One night she came back to their hotel room in a trench coat... She lit candles, put on some music and started doing a sexy striptease. But Kris barely looked up from the TV! He was like, ‘Later babe. I’m watching SportsCenter now.’”

Well... was Scott Van Pelt anchoring that edition? Because, come on, that dude is hilarious!

Khloe allegedly asked Kim if her husband was homosexual and Kim supposedly had to think about it after awhile because, this tabloid hilariously states, "there were signs."

A publicist for Humphries scoffs at this suggestion and has simply referred to the chatter as "completely false and ridiculous." But what do you think? Is Kris Humphries gay?

Brad Pitt to Suicidal Fan: Failure Leads to Success!

He acts. He has kids with Angelina Jolie. He looks handsome even with that absurd hair. And after a screening of his new film the Cary Grant Theatre in Culver City, Calif., he even helped out a distraught man at a Q&A session with fans.
According to an attendee, a 30-something struggling actor announced to Pitt, Moneyball co-star Jonah Hill and the crowd that he was considering suicide. What did Pitt say?

"It turned into a very awkward moment," the attendee says, adding that the 47-year-old actor got "choked up" as he revealed his own battles to the crowd.
But Pitt didn't flinch.
"He said, 'Look, man, life is up and down, it's a vicious cycle, but you have to go through it and deal with that,'" the observer reveals. "'You can be down, but then you come back up again, and every failure can lead to success.'"
"It was touching. As he left the theater he even stopped to talk with the guy to offer him some more words of encouragement because he was so fragile."
What more is there to say beyond: How cool is Brad Pitt?!

Jessica Simpson Shows Off Girls, Boy

Wow. Jessica Simpson was never exactly lacking in the chestal region, but man. Pregnancy is offering even more enhancement in more departments than just the belly.
The star stepped out today with sister Ashleeeeeee and nephew Bronx Mowgli, named for a borough of New York City and a Jungle Book character. Nice work Ash.
In any case, Jess looked happy, displaying the boy and her girls for all to see.

Jess has had no problem showing off her body since she confirmed she and Eric Johnson are expecting ... or ever, for that matter. Why start now, we suppose.
This takes it to a new level, though. Is she purposely wearing tops from when she was 18? If so, nice. Avert your eyes, Bronx. Eh, it's already too late. Enjoy.

Kendra Wilkinson to Develop Sex Product Line

Kendra Wilkinson is one of the lucky ones. She will soon make a living doing what she loves: talking endlessly about her sex life.
The former Girl Next Door has partnered with Evolved Novelties on her own line of intimate products, titled LoveCandy, which will include aromatherapy, bath and body products, lingerie collection... let's call them "novelty" items.

"I'm focused on finding that balance between mom and wife and my hectic career," Kendra said of the project. "And I'm always looking for ways to keep the spark in my relationship with Hank. I'm really excited to be creating a line that will help all women take control of their sexuality, and make them feel confident."

A website in honor of the new venture will launch later this month, as Kendra will blog on it, answer reader questions and interact with Evolved Novelties "sexpert" Dr. Ava Cadell.

No, really. That's her title. We wonder what she went to med school for.

Paris Jackson on X Factor Hopefuls: Big Fan!

Finally able to move on after the sentencing of Dr. Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson's family members took in the performances last night on Fox's The X Factor.
The seven contestants paid tribute to MJ Wednesday.
With renditions that ranged from stripped down (Drew Ryniewicz) to completely unique improvisations (Astro), did the aspiring singers impress Michael's progeny?

Michael Jackson's kids watch the X Factor action ... and look mostly happy.

Treated as both props but also royalty, Paris Jackson, Prince Michael Jackson I and II and their grandmother / guardian Katherine Jackson had front row seats.
So who was Paris' favorite of all the singers channeling MJ?
"Honestly," she Tweeted, "They were all really talented!
Good answer. Who do you think was the best/worst?

Mindy McCready and Son: Possibly Missing

Police are searching for troubled singer Mindy McCready and her five-year-old son Zander, who both disappeared Tuesday night in Florida during an apparent dispute.
McCready, 36, doesn't have legal custody of the child but is allowed visitations. She was last seen after she picked up the boy from her dad's Cape Coral, Fla., house.
The star and the court system are apparently at odds, and a missing persons report has been filed. A judge has ordered Mindy to return Zander by 5 p.m. Thursday.
McCready's parents have legal custody of the boy.

Late Tuesday night McCready posted a Facebook message refuting this, saying, "My son is not missing" and that "police established that this afternoon via Skype."
"I have been fighting the Florida court system to protect my son, and bring him home," she writes to ... all the individuals who follow Mindy McCready on Facebook.
"Please, please do not worry."
McCready has been plagued by myriad personal problems in life, such as a drug overdose, suicide attempt(s), rehab and an underage affair with Roger Clemens.

Ali Fedotowsky and Roberto Martinez: Behind the Split

After meeting fiance Roberto Martinez on The Bachelorette, then experiencing an epic courtship, Ali Fedotowsky said she was ready to marry him, and quickly.
Fast forward a year and a half, and it's over.
The pair had a nice run by Bachelorette standards (18 months qualifies as a long-term relationship by any measure), but she broke up with Roberto last week.
Now, in People's new cover story, Ali explains why.

"I wouldn't be being truthful if I said this came out of nowhere," a tearful Fedotowsky said, reflecting on the rocky times she and Roberto endured of late.
"We definitely were having problems. But I always believed we could work it out."
Despite putting the brakes on their fast-tracked wedding plans last year, and then twice more postponing plans to walk down the aisle with Roberto, Ali says they did make a concerted effort to stay together and to weather the tough times.
In spite of that, their arguments continued, and worsened at that.
"We both realized we were unhappy more than we were happy," says Ali, in a candid take of a romance born on a show so often phony. "And we both deserved more"

Anne Hathaway is engaged to Adam Shulman, her rep confirms! On Sunday, the actress was photographed sporting a ring in a Brooklyn, N.Y., park along with Shulman, who she began dating in 2008, shortly after her previous long-term relationship with Raffaello Follieri ended with his federal indictment. Fortunately, that experience didn't deter her from dating again - and finding the love of her life. Sometimes, things have a way of working out ... Adam Shulman and Anne Hathaway "I am very much in love with him, [only] Adam totally ruined my plan," Hathaway said of her three-year courtship with Shulman. "I was really actually looking forward to a little alone time, and then I fell in love like a fool!" A gorgeous, talented fool ... and apparently a lucky one at that. She recently gushed about Shulman at the premiere of One Day. "I'm a romantic at heart," she said. "And he's the very best!" Congratulations to the engaged couple!

Anne Hathaway is engaged to Adam Shulman, her rep confirms!
On Sunday, the actress was photographed sporting a ring in a Brooklyn, N.Y., park along with Shulman, who she began dating in 2008, shortly after her previous long-term relationship with Raffaello Follieri ended with his federal indictment.
Fortunately, that experience didn't deter her from dating again - and finding the love of her life. Sometimes, things have a way of working out ...

"I am very much in love with him, [only] Adam totally ruined my plan," Hathaway said of her three-year courtship with Shulman. "I was really actually looking forward to a little alone time, and then I fell in love like a fool!"
A gorgeous, talented fool ... and apparently a lucky one at that.
She recently gushed about Shulman at the premiere of One Day.
"I'm a romantic at heart," she said. "And he's the very best!"
Congratulations to the engaged couple!

IRS Barks at Bow Wow to Cough Up $90K

Bow Wow may not be Lil Bow Wow anymore, but he's in a Lil trouble with the federal government over some back taxes. Like more than 90 grand worth.
A tax lien filed in Florida by the U.S. government says the rapper owes Uncle Sam $91,105.61 to be exact for unpaid taxes dating back to the year 2006.
Bow Wow took to his blog to dispute the report of his financial troubles, calling it “not true,” and advising his fans not to believe celebrity gossip outlets.

“We all know not to believe anything that the media writes or blogs,” Bow Wow wrote. “It’s their job to entertain the minds of the simple minded.” Deep.
He urged fans to ignore the report and turn their attention to the release of his now delayed album Underrated. Gotta pay down those debts somehow!
“Stay away from them damn blogs its bad for your health,” he then wrote.
“Remember Ima always keep it 100 with yall and let yall know the real on anything I got going on even if its bad if it’s the truth I'll own up to it.”

Happy 24th Birthday, Snooki!

Effing Snooki, a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi from Jersey Shore, turns 24 today.
Born in Chile and adopted by Italian-American parents, the former high school cheerleader has gone on to achieve reality TV stardom and widespread popularity.
Well, at least the former. Say what you will about her (and we've said plenty), Snooki has become a household name, a brand and a lightning rod for controversy.
She goes hard. She gets it in. Her weight may exceed her IQ points (and she's 4'9" people). She blacks out and looks absolutely absurd. And we can't get enough of it.

Effing Snook. She is who she is. And she's 24 today.

Love or despise her, Snook's tribulations on Jersey Shore have been the target of vitriolic disdain while giving the show an air of authenticity and an odd appeal.

She's the Princess of F*%king Poughkeepsie, b!tch. She may not know what a continent is, but she's richer than all of us, and what else would we talk about?!

Wish her a happy birthday below and reminisce about some of her finest moments from Seasons 1-4 of Jersey Shore that we've posted after the jump:

Lil Wayne and Dhea: Sort of Married!

Did Lil Wayne and girlfriend Dhea get married recently?
Depends on who you ask ... and how you define marriage.
According to an extremely reliable anonymous snitch (now there's a contradiction in terms) cited by Media Takeout, two weeks ago Lil Wayne and Dhea got married.

Slow down, though. It's being called a "non-traditional wedding ceremony." The hell does that mean? A wedding for those who "don't believe in the western marriage ideal."
Says the source of Weezy and Dhea, who got together after his release from prison, they made a commitment to "write the rules of their marriage as they go."
So, basically, they're not married in any way, shape or form.
There was an actual ceremony, though, and the source dishes that Dhea was given TWO wedding rings - one on her index finger in the Hebrew tradition and another on her ring finger in the Christian tradition. So ... there's that.
Just don't expect monogamy or any sort of legal commitment. This is Lil Wayne after all. He had three kids in one year. Think about that for a moment.

Newt Gingrich to Poor Kids: Be Janitors!

Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich wants to put underprivileged pre-teen American kids to work as school janitors to help pull them out of poverty.
Never one to mince words (or go a day without ruffling feathers), Newt's issue has never been a lack of brains, but that he comes across as ... mean.
Speaking at Harvard's Kennedy School of Government last week, Gingrich outlined, informally, his proposal to ease child labor laws in the U.S.

"These schools should get rid of unionized janitors," he said. "Have one master janitor, pay local students to take care of the school instead."
"The kids would actually do work; they'd have extra cash; they'd have pride in the schools," he added. "They'd begin the process of rising."
Education is seen as the key to upward mobility, as well as hard work, yet the budget cuts championed by some politicians make that harder.
It's difficult to say if he's trying to make a point about self-reliance, or eschewing union employees in favor of exploiting the working poor.
With Gingrich, it's hard to tell. But it's never uninteresting.